13 June 2013

The Death of Spamku?

Can you make poetry out of this?
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Maybe you can (I'd love to hear some of it... if you publish or perform it anywhere, please feel free to leave a link in the comments), but I find the spam one receives nowadays pretty uninspiring. It's mostly gibberish, of course: either machine-generated text with no nouns or verbs (yawn), text concealed in a GIF (defeating my text-mining poetry bots), or l33t-encrypted verbiage of such boring provenance that it's not even as funny as made-up porno names.

I declare spamku dead. I'm done with the genre. It was funny five years ago, but since anti-spam software drove the last true capitalist poets underground, and especially since Broders3n started promoting the genre in his fanzine, the seam is mined dry. Let us move on.

I declare the field open on the Graffitonnet. Do your worst, my freaky darlings!